Total Medals Earned: 2,919 (From 668 different games.) Total Medal Score: 50,190 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (200/300 points)
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/235 points)
Complete the tutorial to begin your journey.
Find all the lost items.
Pimp out your ride with all possible modules.
Upgrade one of your sub-systems.
Complete 10 Objectives.
Uncover all the buried items.
Find all the Alien artifacts to complete the 'story'.
Upgrade all sub-systems to their maximum levels.
Medals Earned: 2/22 (35/515 points)
Unlock Drunk Munk
Complete the tutorial
Slay 10 vermin with Flamethrower
Unlock Bwizzard
Unlock Metamancer
Unlock Scummoner
Unlock Light Knight
Unlock Night Knight
Finish 5 vermin with Insanity Charge
Unlock Bonewalker
Heal yourself 5 times with Pontiff Orb
Unlock Top Ninja
Unlock Supreme Fool
Slay 10 vermin with Supreme Volley
Unlock Boomer
Unlock Moon Master
Unlock Notesman
Click the SHRIMP GAME link
Click the Gimmicko link
Become a god
Unlock all demo classes
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/21 (240/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
reach space
jump on a wall 20 times
Collect 1000 skulls
Find the hidden button
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 5/8 (95/205 points)
Kill a bouncing head
View the credits
Stab out the eyes
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/350 points)
Defeat 1 bandit
Upgrade your Luck twice
Destroy 6 bottles in a Bonus
Destroy 25 bottles
Buy 2 guns
Defeat 25 bandits
Score 1500+ points
Score 3000+ points
Defeat all the 10 bandits and win the game
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Let experiment beging
Electrisity experiment passed
Jampers experiment passed
Lasers experiment passed
Gravitation experiment passed
Now you are free
Medals Earned: 6/10 (100/215 points)
Block an attack
Let Hunter perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Perform a GOONALITY on Norris
Perform all of Doug Glatt's special attack moves
Perform a GOONALITY on Hunter
Let Ross Rhea perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Let Norris perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Let an opponent pass out on his own instead of performing a GOONALITY
Defeat all of your opponents
Perform a GOONALITY on Ross Rhea
Medals Earned: 7/13 (265/475 points)
Defeat evil (In classic mode)
Defeat evil without taking damage (In classic mode)
It's part of the game, you know the drill
Kill 1 000 Monsters, damn dude
Play the minigame without hitting obstacles
Get to wave 5 in endless mode
Get to wave 10 in endless mode
Kill 10 000 monsters, whoa
Acquire DMG +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Acquire PIERCE +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Destroy the painting
Try the game out on a phone
Get to wave 20 in endless mode
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Get a game over.
You just can't be patient, can you?
Beat the game.
